Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Pantani Pics

From the darkroom of Frank, the pics just in:






Frank caught us at just the right time, we had just crested the summit of that mother for the second time, certainly the more challenging of the 2 routes, and that look on my face says "Dial 991, I fell like just inhaled a swarm of yellow jackets!"

Again, I reiterate, take that camera and turn it 45 degrees either way, and you have a more accurate representation of the gradient of these roads.

Thanks Frank!

Looks like a beautiful weekend!

I believe that children are our future. An active, healthy lifestyle is one of the best examples you can set for your kids, so be sure to get off your fat ass and take a kid for a ride this weekend.



Seriously, this is why some people never learn to ride a bike.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Ride Report: Pantani Ride

Marco, you broke my heart yesterday, just as you did so many years ago. But more than that, you broke my soul. You left it torn & tattered in the mud on top of Simmons Gap. Then you did it again. Godspeed, Il Pirata. RIP.

Needless to say, the Pantani ride, a celebration of the life & death of yet another one of cycling's human spectacles, did not disappoint. I was prepared for the worst, only to find out I was not quite prepared enough. Dave T. and company put on a fine, no bullshit event. Here's your map, a few words of wisdom, and a balls to the wall shotgun start. This is technically a road race, there are no trails involved.

Well the Foghorn/DP contingent got spit out the back right off the bat. We hung together and did what I thought was a pretty nice pace around the main loop. We caught a few guys, a few guys caught us, it was all pretty chummy. There is a place out there called Mission Home, and the story is, this was the place that took in the severely disabled inbreds of the local population back in the day. I guess back then you were either an asset or a liability.

Once you pass Mission Home and take the turn off on Simmons Gap Road, Wyatt Mtn Road and Brokenback Mtn Road: Welcome to Appalachia! It was amazing what qualifies for a road out there. These roads were so steep, loose, rocky, narrow and generally shitty that it was incredible. Did I mention steep? The view of the road ahead was so demoralizing, so mentally devastating, it was nearly impossible to keep the pedals turning over. Finally I was able to fix myself on Tom Haines wheel and get myself back over the top of that damn thing. Frank was there, right on time, to snap our photo. My freakin' knees felt like they were going to explode. The descent down the other side was fast, loose, & sketchy. After a rather windy 10 miles on the pavement back, 4:02. Only seven minutes of stopped time. Survived. Not too shabby.



What happens on Brokenback Mtn stays on Brokenback Mtn.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Between a Rock and Hard Place

Well the Super Bowl Sunday ride for 2011 is in the books, and let me say it went off the map. Literally. I was fortunate enough to secure overnight accommodations with some of the H'burg natives, and thus was able to fulfill one of the Foghorn mantras of riding to the ride. Actually, rode to the ride that rode to the ride. It was all good fun, what with the fire roads being covered with ice & all, essentially dual bobsled runs, beautiful. My tater hole puckered up tight as a ticks ass more times than once, but I managed to keep her upright and really had no problems negotiating the mess. I was fortunate to jump on the big loop led by none other than the mayor of H'burg hisself, Mike Carpenter. So 53 some odd miles, several beers and at least one bacon, sausage and cheese bagel later, Chad and I were able to slip away from the group and claim the city limits 1-2 for good ole Richmond. How or why that was allowed to happen remains a mystery, but it happened.

If I had remembered my camera, there would be some sweet pictures. As it were, I ripped this one from SVBC:


Moving on, I was looking forward to some leisure riding this weekend, when this call out came across these interwebbings:

ROOOSTER! I'm calling you out.

Sunday.

Love,
Marco Pantani.

I have no idea what he's talking about.


I thought Il Pirata and I broke up last year around this time, but apparently, I was wrong. He probably just needs a date for Valentine's Day. I just keep thinking Sunday Bloody Sunday.