Monday, November 1, 2010

Mtn Foz rides virtual brown jersey to victory!



To live all three days you must be there all three days, and those who made it happen were not disappointed. Chad handily took the stage & the mustache to jump out to a commanding 3 minute lead as drunken debacle of a prologue Friday night paved the way for the Saturday ITT. After Chad abandon the brown jersey Saturday morning, Metro rode the virtual brown to a stage victory, edging out TB by a scant 20 seconds, and Foster by a mere 10 more. Scottie D. abandoned under suspicious circumstances, and was therefore a non-factor, giving rise to rumors that he may have failed doping control. Metro took an apparent GC lead going into Sunday's road event. However, a bit of a scoring error Saturday night had erroneously given the jersey to Metro, when it was Foster with a narrow 11 second GC margin over the bearded messiah. Where beer & a pencil had failed, coffee and the laptop picked up the slack.

Day 3 thing got right interesting, as Metro texted in his early abandonment just as Chad & Scottie had before him. It seemed like wrapping up Biketoberfest down at the Mega Bike Mart was a little more important than having your name tattooed on the human trophy what is Browntown glory. Thus it was Foster riding Day 3 in virtual brown, with Winborne a couple of minutes behind, and Peter in third. Christan & Foghorn rounded out the GC, and Frank & Jeremy offered neutral support.

Protest by local farmers in the first kilometer saw the narrow country road clogged with farm implements, diesel duallies and flat bed trailers. Riders snaked through to the first gravel section and started to size each other up. Frank went out early with a flat. Each successive hill and headwind offered the opportunity to shed another drafter. With a final few swigs of Browntown Brown Ale in the water bottle, Foghorn used home course advantage & knowledge to continually attack the hills, wind sections and gravel roads to shed all chasers to a solo victory. Winborne rode the wheel nobly (on a mountain bike) but finally cracked inside the 15K banner, and was overtaken by a late charging Foster inside 5K for runner up & the overall win.



As always, a huge thanks to people like Amy & Shannon Black and Amy Waters, for allowing us to crash their pads. Pibby donated prizes of marginal all the way up to substantial value. And thanks to everyone else who brought a little something to contribute to the party. Last but not least, Foster & Jeremy brewed the beer, so raise a pint to those guys.

6 comments:

  1. It was in the beef! I swear! Next year the jersey will be mine - pending sanctioning of course...

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  2. Looks like it's back to domestique on the Leghorn squad for you, buddy! Stay with the white meat!

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  3. After 2 days of mostly soberness it finally hit me; Winborne reminds me of a muscular young Chris Eatough. But for the matter at hand, after the Metro Sucks lawyers have had a chance to pull out their Ouija boards to decode the fuzzy math and Rubik’s cube logic behind the final Foghorn Leghorn Racing Final Stage/GC results I had my people call your people (Frankly they just called them silly names) then I made sure to personally arrange shipment of the Brown Jersey via African Swallows (sans Coconuts) to the location of the Wednesday Night Worlds digs. While the media relations team works on an official press release I would like to personally thank Uncle Foghorn, Foz & Jeremy, Shan-Amy & Amy W. for all of your contributions, as well as all of you alcoholics with a biking fetish who showed up for a good time and mostly I would like to really thank all of you super talented racer types for not showing up and beating me up because I looked that much faster for two days.

    But seriously, F*in awesome weekend. Thanks everyone.

    Peace,
    Metro

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  4. I am starting to worry about Metro. He almost gets it now. And quite a linguist. He also does his homework. Note the accuracy and attention to detail outlined above. Beautiful!

    The next Foghorn Prodigy...?

    Good ride Metro. Gotta be in it to win it.

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  5. Foghorn et al, thanks for putting together a fabulous weekend and for letting a "four-u-nur" tag along and get his arse kicked! Special thanks to Peter for battling out the last 30 miles on Sunday with me as it might have ended badly otherwise. Looking forward to next year!

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  6. Amazingly awesome three day tour. Thanks to all the FLP crew and all who hosted, timed, provided support & shared in the adventure that is Browntown. I look forward to next time.
    cheers

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