Tuesday, May 17, 2011

This just in from Frank

Foghorn Leghorn approved-
Foghorn Leghorn Disapproved-
In light of the Tour de Cali cancelling the first stage due to snow squalls, I must request that you have Scottie, the intern, book a flight and go enforce some "no whining" policy in Tahoe. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
Frank
PS- I believe that Jens Voight is exempt from correction based on past performances, but Scottie should at least give him a stern talking to.


Keen eye for irony and wit, has that Frank. He is one of us. Salute Frank, you just got yerself a dee-ploma from Foghorn U.

Somebody cue up "Pomp & Circumstance."

2 comments:

  1. Scottie D. should open a can of whoop-ass, spread it all over those punks with a butter knife, deep fry them and smother them in in a generous helping of Rule V, and then serve them to the aforementioned J. Voigt. HTFU!

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  2. Peer pressure is a wonderful thing... flight is booked. Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.
    Are studded tires legal?

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